Occupation: shiatsu, spy, assassin, thief, web janitor at petersons.com

Strengths: cunning wit, stylish dress, high metabolism

Weaknesses: girls with unfortunate names & cool shoes, armor piercing bullets and sharp objects

Life Thus Far: I grew up in the boyhood home of Bon Jovi, got puked on by my dad at age 9, hung out in a parking lot for 6 years, dated a stripper and then drove from San Francisco to NJ in 48 hrs.